IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, YOU CAN DO IT (BIRD-FREE WORLD)
Wednesday, January 5th, 2011
I once had a dream that there were no birds. Now there are no birds or fish. Which I guess is fine, since birds are just tiny dinosuars and I did NOT like what those heartless bastards did to that poor goat in Jurassic Park. So fry, birds, fry.
So, turns out I’m a psychic. And now I am REALLY scared because last night I had a dream that I was trapped in a jello mold. The green kind. With chunks of fruit cocktail in it. When’s that nightmare coming true? My only hope is that the real Apocalypse happens before the jello mold materializes.
Category : naps
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