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APOCALIST

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Well, if we know one thing to be true, it is this….it’s the END OF DAYS, bitches. So, stock up on canned goods, bottled water and regret because those gross birds are just the beginning. Next time, it’s gonna be birds we care about…like turkeys.


I, for one, will not sit idly by while some vengeful or bored god prevents me from doing what I wanna do. In the immortal words of Morgan Freeman, “I’m making a damn bucket list”. Also, in the words of Morgan Freeman in a movie I’ve actually seen, “Lean on Me, dammit”.


So, here is my APOCALIST….so far

1. See “The Craigslist Killer” Lifetime: TV for whiners.

2. Eat more Nutella

3. Dance like no one’s watching.

4. Fine….see “The Bucket List” (research purposes only)

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